What do you think would happen to me if I owned a few hand guns and rifles and got busted pretending to be in the secret service protecting folks at the presidential convention?
I learned today that if I just tell the judge “I’m not a bad man, I’m a dumb man,” I’ll get off with only having to pay $500 and see a parole officer for the next 2 years.
Anyone want to join me online to get a few badges? We can get discounts at hotels, get out of traffic stops, impress people on dating and social media sites, and just wallow in our dumbness.
With sentencing like this, U.S. Judge District Judge Nora Barry Fischer could single handedly solve the prison overcrowding issue in the United States all by herself.
Click HERE to read about the Pittsburgh Poop-Scooper turned Secret Service dumb ass