I sometimes make up stories that sound believable, but this unbelievable story is true. The last two candidates that challenged a Kirkland for the State Rep seat in the ‘159’ have both suffered from post election arrests that allegedly involve some form of drunkenness.

If anyone intends to challenge a Kirkland in the future, please make sure you find a teetotaler. You’ll not only improve your chances of competing, you may be contributing to keeping a loser out of jail.

Click to read about the mayors who we’ve gotta be glad never made it to State Rep.

Mayor of Upland Michael Ciach and former Marcus Hook Mayor James “Juicy Jay” Schiliro